I woke up this morning in an aweful fright I couldn't remember what I did last night Walked into the bathroom, looked into the mirror Now I can't recall just what I saw, but it made it seem so clear Chorus There were two shades of lipstick on my neck A pretty shade of pink and a bright shade of red Now I don't know what happened and I sure wish I did Cause there were two shades of lipstick on my neck Went on down the hallway to clear my head some more A pyramid of beer cans were on my kitchen floor Don't know how I made such an awful mess Who's that guy sleeping under my table in some women's dress Repeat Chorus I saw a letter on the nightstand and I still didn't have a clue Till I read p.s. my twin sister liked you too. Repeat Chorus