Tom: D A D A D [Verse] A D Most often I stay level headed as they say I'm on the ball. A D Sometimes my mind wanders and I don't know where he'll end up at all. C#m D A Then I feel like a pet store parrot ever spouting words. C#m D A And when I've had a few too many I get quite excited. F#m I start talking very loudly and this is when. [Chorus] A D I've said a fair share of stupid things that I can't hide. A D My wonderful friends just roll their eyes, stay by my side. [Interlude] A D A D [Verse] A D I might start talking about politics with which you disagree. A D I might try to be subtle mocking what you hold in high esteem. A C#m When I'm not in my right mind I like attention all on me. A C#m Sometimes I get obnoxious, my ego gets the best of me. [Chorus] A D I've said a fair share of stupid things that I can't hide. A D My wonderful friends just roll their eyes, stay by my side. [Interlude] A D A D [Verse] A D Sometimes I even realize that I might risk physical harm. A D That's when you glare into my eyes and clench your teeth and squeeze my arm C#m D A. Then I feel like a pet store parrot ever spouting words. C#m D A And when i've had a few too many I get quite excited. B#m I start talking very loudly and this is when. [Chorus 2] A D I've said a fair share of stupid things that I can't hide. A D My wonderful friends just roll their eyes, stay by my side.