Take my bloated wife, yeah she's crampin' my style Tell her I'm going sailin' This corroded lake, I could die just the same Tell her I'm gonna sail it Met a man on the sidewalk, and he had a bird in a metal cage And he told me love is not a crime So I asked him what he thought I meant And he pointed at my bloated life And he pointed at his mouth and said: "Makes you feel more alive, makes you feel more inside Makes a fool out of cancer… Just a couple of thieves Do ya know what I mean? Do ya know what I mean?