Tom: D
D A G B
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[Intro]
D A
[Verse 1]
D
So you say you like candy canes
G
All the ladies do
B
Candy canes were meant for sucking
G
So don't you think about trying to chew
[Verse 2]
D
How about a little eggnog
G
I got a homemade recipe
B
You're gonna get love-drunk on my eggnog
G A
Even though it's alcohol-free
[Chorus]
D A D
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
B
Gonna fill it up nice and tight
G
Gonna feel so good when I slide my gifts into it tonight
D A D
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
B
Gonna fill it up with all I got
G D
Nick nacks and candies gonna hit your stocking G-spot
[Interlude]
D A
[Verse 3]
D
I know you like your toys, girl
G
I got toys to fulfill your needs
B
The kind that only use double D batteries
G
And run at variable speeds
[Verse 4]
D
Gonna stuff it with an iPhone
G
All I ask is some tit for tat
B
If you could memorize the Kama Sutra
G A
Heck, they probably make an app for that! Baby
[Chorus]
D A D
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
B
Gonna fill it to the tippy top
G
Gonna take it all out then stuff it back in... Take it all out... stuff it back in
A
You're never gonna want me to stop
D A D
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
B
With holiday love and romance
G A D
I just hope that Santa doesn't stuff it before I get the chance
