The friendly child molester Is preparing for halloween It's that time of the year again Where the kids are out and about Halloween costumes are foreplay For the lecherous manic molester But he's so jolly n' he's so sweet You'd think it's christmas day Its just a wholesome 31st for the neighborhood child molester His pants zipped down and ski mask on you know he's on the prowl Trick or treat, the treat's the trick So beware of what you ask for With candy corns and gummy bears not a single child will be spared On this halloween night Hey fat kid in the pumpkin suit Hogging all the candy in town Don't give that boy a black eye Didn't your mom teach you to share But the jolly child molester Has enough treats for every child So don't be sad and wear a smile 'Cos the kiddy fiddler will not run out of halloween candy On halloween night there's a very friendly man With a very peculiar preferential taste But he has candy for all the kids Ages ten below 18 And up you're out of luck You're just too old for toys, for sweets, too old to trick or treat Its just a wholesome 31st for the neighborhood child molester His pants zipped down and ski mask on you know he's on the prowl Trick or treat, the treat's the trick So beware of what you ask for With candy corns and gummy bears not a single child will be spared On this halloween night