Tom: D A Bm C Bm A Bm C Bm A Bm C Bm [Verse 1] A Bm C Bm Ah well, I've got a woman and I love, love her so A Bm C Bm She is big, fat and lazy but I want you all to know [Chorus] A7#9 Ab7#9 A7#9 A Bm C Bm A Bm C Bm That I love her and I need that woman so B D N.C. A Bm C Bm A Bm C Bm She is my little lady and I'm glad that you all know [Verse 2] A Bm C Bm When she wakes in the morning and her figure tells no lies A Bm C Bm My eyesight is broken when the light shines on her thighs [Chorus] A7#9 Ab7#9 A7#9 A Bm C Bm A Bm C Bm That I love her and I need that woman so B D N.C. A Bm C Bm Oh well how could I tell you what I'd do If she should go [Instrumental] A Bm C Bm A Bm C Bm A Bm C Bm A Bm C Bm [Chorus] A7#9 Ab7#9 A7#9 A Bm C Bm A Bm C Bm That I love her and I need that woman so B D N.C. A Bm C Bm A Bm C Bm Oh well how could I tell you what I would do If she should go [Verse 3] A Bm C Bm Ah well she is so lazy, how she moves I'll never know A Bm C Bm She was so different eleven years ago [Chorus] A7#9 Ab7#9 A7#9 A Bm C Bm A Bm C Bm That I love her and I need that woman so B D A She is a big lakky lady but I need that woman so