Tom: Cm
Eb
Oooooh Oooooh
[VERSE 1]
The greatest stories ever told
Have a hero who must be bold
They learn a sense of right and wrong
And better learn this sense through song
B Bb
Musicals tell the impossible
Ab
They emote the philosophical, yeah
Bb B
So tonight we're gonna chronical
Cm
A story so astronomical
Gb Bb
The last remaining story to tell
[CHORUS]
N.C. Eb
The guy who didn't like musicals!
Db
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Ab
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
I mean, what the f***?!
(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
B Eb
He's the guy who didn't like musicals!
Db
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Ab
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Yeah, what the f***?!
(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
[VERSE 2]
Eb
In the tiny town of Hatchetfield
Lived an awful Grinch named Paul
Spends his day surfing the web
Eb
And not singing and dancing with us all
Should we kill him?
Should we kill him?
B Bb
Oh, he pines after a cute lil barista
Ab
Isn't that worth a show stopping fiesta, yeah?
Bb B
But for some damn reason
Cm
He won't join our singing season
Bb
What an a**?!
Am
What a b****?!
Ab E
What a c***?!
[CHORUS]
N.C. Eb
The guy who didn't like musicals!
Db
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Ab
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
I mean, what the f***?!
(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
Eb
He's the guy who didn't like musicals! Nana nanana na na!
Db
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Ab
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Nanana nanana ha!
B
(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
[BRIDGE]
Ab
It's the end of the world, Paul
Eb
If you don't sing
Ab
This is the bridge, Paul
Fm Eb Bb
Where we globalise everything
Gm Cm
And the words will come to you
Db Ab
We swear we will teach you
Fm G Ab
What it means to love
A B
What it means to OBEY, PAUL!
[VERSE - LET HIM COME]
N.C.
The apotheosis is upon us.
N.C.
YAY!!!
N.C.
Did ya hear the word?
N.C.
What's the word?
N.C.
He's a-comin'?
N.C.
Who's a-comin'?
N.C.
Paul's a-comin
N.C.
Paul's a-comin'?
N.C.
The star of the show.
[VERSE 3]
Bb B Ebm
Now for his headlining entrance
Ab
Time to swoon at his leading man essence
B
His name is in the title
Cm
He's destined to go viral
Bb
Here he is
Am
His name is Paul
Ab E
Enter now!
[DIALOGUE]
N.C.
Where the f*** is he?
N.C.
I have to f***ing clue
[CHORUS]
Eb
The guy just doesn't like musicals!
Db
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Ab
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Yeah!
(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
Eb
He's the guy who didn't like musicals! Nonono nonono no no!
Db
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Ab
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Nanana nanana hah!
Abm
(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
G F
And he definitley won't like this! Yeah!
Eb
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Bbm
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Yeah!
Db
(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
F
He's the guy who didn't like musicals! Nonono nonono nah!
Eb
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Bb
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Nanana nanana hah!
Db
(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
