Tom: C#m
B*
[Verse 1]
N.C. A E
Why'd you always try to fuck with my hair?
B A E
You mocked my haircut again
B A E C#
So I got some scissors and cut it off
C#
And now I can't go out in public
C# A E
I look like a suburban monk
A E
I guess I got punked, because
[Chorus]
B A
Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you
B A
Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you
G# A
I just wanted to be your Demi Moore
[Instrumental]
E A E A
[Verse 2]
B A E
You fuck with my system again
B A E
I'll take your favourite pen
B A E C#
I'll take your t- shirt and put it in the wash
C#
Then when you go out in public
C# A E
Your fabric will be fucking soft
A E
I guess you got punked 'cause
[Chorus]
B A
Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you
B A
Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you
G# A
I just wanted to be your Demi Moore
[Instrumental]
E A E A
[Break] (single strum)
A
But they're not together anymore
[Solo]
C#m A F# F#
C#m A F# A
C#m A F# F#
C#m A F# A
[Outro]
E B A
I just wanted to be your
E B A
Mid noughties MTV star
E B A
I just wanted to be your
E B A
Mid noughties MTV star
E B A
I just wanted to be your
E B A
Mid noughties MTV star
E B A
I just wanted to be your
E B A E
Mid noughties MTV star
