Tom: C#m | A | A7 | C#m | G# F# | | E | B5 | A | A | [Verse 1] A A7 This carvery, is on the house C#m G# F# E Service is slow, all the glasses are stained B5 A But carry on, it always comes (sooner than you think) A A7 The steak is dry, the wine is weak C#m G# F# This dialogue, is badly written E And cheapened by the need B5 A E For well cast female leads [Chorus] C#m The camel crew, in baby blue F# A Parked in a van, and all the lenses are stained A E Stay in your homes A E G# C#m Home on the range, and it's a new day now F# And Now 51 A E A kick in his hands A E G# Got her hands to the reins, and it's a new day [Verse 2] A A7 This avant-garde, is still the same C#m G# F# Go to Goldsmiths and they dye their fringes E B5 To know they've made it only A When they sign the rights to Sony, where A A7 The steps are swept, and the lawn is neat C#m G# F# The flowerbeds shame the neighbours E B5 Milo knew he'd made it when he A E He got his first mock Tudor semi [Chorus] C#m The camel crew, in baby blue F# A Parked in a van, and all the lenses are stained A E Stay in your homes A E G# C#m Home on the range, and it's a new day now F# And Now 51 A E A kick in his hands A E G# Got her hands to the reins, and it's a new day [Instrumental] | A | A | E | F# | x2 | A | A | | A | A7 | C#m | G# F# | E | B5 | A | A | x2 [Outro] A A7 You say it's boring C#m But it's not G# F# E Well it's only I forgot B5 A Call a number, make a change A A7 And in the morning C#m When it's hot G# F# E You close your eyes and watch B5 A Just call a number, make a change