Well I just don't understand it Things just never go my way My mum's only got one kid and she still forgot my birthday Well I just don't understand it All my friends make so much cash They're all kicking ass and I'm still collecting trash I know the sun is out today, but it always seems to rain at my place I know that luck won't come, I just slipped on a black cat and broke the mirror in the hallway I know that I should wish you well, you won the lottery but that don't do shit for me I know that that nothing's going my way, I'm positively negative and looking for a lucky break Well I just can't understand it My car's always getting smashed But I'm scared to take the train cause I'm only gonna get bashed Well I just can't comprehend it Chicks just never look my way The only chance to get into their pants is to start wearing lingerie I'm positively negative I'm positively negative