My Strongest Suit

Tom: G

G                    Em
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
C                    D
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

[Verse 1]
    G                            Em
Now I believe in looking like my time on earth is cooking,
        C                             G
whether polka-dotted, striped or even checks.
                                     Em
With some glamour guaranteeing every fiber of my being
      C                           G
is displayed to quite remarkable effects
          Bm                          Em7
From your cradle via Trousseau to your death bed you're on view so
      C                          G    Gmaj7
Never compromise accept no substitute
        Bm                          Em7
I would rather wear a barrel than conservative apparel
          C                                  G
Because a dress has always been my strongest suit

[Chorus]
                     Em
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
C                    D
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

[Verse 2]
        G                                 Em
Staying in or hitting townwards, from the top and working downwards
    C                                     G
I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time.
                                      Em
Whether wig or hat or turban, whether clog, boudoir or urban
       C                                 C
Not to strut your stuff outrageously's a crime.
        Bm                       Em7
And the few who are invited to my wardrobe are delighted
        C                                  G     Gmaj7
as they wander through my things to find a route.
        Am                      Em7
That in negligee or formal I am anything but normal
        C                                  G
becauce dress has always been my strongest suit.

[Chorus]
                     Em
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
C                    D
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
G                    Em
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh
C                    D
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

[Verse 3]
              G                     Em
Now you don't need a recital of the reasons why it's vital
       C                                G
that tonight my drapings will not be subdued.
                                   Em
That from coronet to sandal no one else is worth a candle
       C                                G
that I couldn't make more impact in the nude.
   Bm                            Em7
So bring me all my finest, most audacious, my divinest,
       C                               G   Gmaj7
most revealing, most expensive and too cool
       Am                                      Em7
Most arresting, most heart stopping, most free flowing, most eye popping
        C                                  G
Because dress has always been my strongest suit

[Chorus]
                     Em
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
C                    D
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
G                    Em
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
C                    D
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
G                    Em
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
C                    D
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
G                    Em
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
C                    D                G
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere