They say that I'm a funky desperado With twelve strings and a gun I've made a couple of loves in this town But I'll be gone with the sun They say that I'm the only one To keep the bad guys in line And this border town clean They tell me that I come off suave and cunning All be it ruthless and mean And if the wind blows south I'll go south Where the road takes me I'll roll Me and my horse and my gun my guitar, my bag and my bowl Long ago I removed my sombrero And gave it to some kid in El Paso I prefer to use a stick of dynamite As opposed to my lasso The senoritas they love to rode my pony If you catch my drift Some cheetah's like to think that they might match me Some of these mad funky ass riffs And if the wind blows south I'll go south Where the road takes me I'll roll Me and my horse and my gun my guitar, my bag and my bowl Stop. They say that I'm a funky desperado With twelve strings and a gun I made a couple of loves in this town But I'll be gone with the sun And if the wind blows south I'll go south Where the road takes me I'll roll Me and my horse and my gun my guitar, my bag and my bowl