Tom: A A D [Verse 1] A Got a feeling A Got a theory A Don't come over A Don't come near me D Did we make it? D Very nearly D Do I like you? D No, not really [Verse 2] A Gave up drinking A Read the classics But I'm still A A So-so-so-so-sociopathic D I tried too hard D To resent you D But I could never D Argue against you [Chorus] A I won't wait, I won't wait A (I've been waiting forever) D You're the only one I don't hate D (I've been hating forever) A Your words still keep me awake A (I've been scrolling forever) D Running through the promises that we never keep D Why's my contract so expensive if our talk's so cheap? [Verse 3] A She's a nine man A Yeah I'm winning A But objectifying's just the beginning D It's a problem, it's a question D And really, I'm no more than a seven [Verse 4] A At the checkout A Tenner cashback A Watching adults compare backpacks D Watching adults compare snapbacks D Watching adults compare hatchbacks [Chorus] A I won't wait, I won't wait A (I've been waiting forever) D You're the only one I don't hate D (I've been hating forever) A Your words still keep me awake A (I've been scrolling forever) D Running through the promises that we never keep D Why's my contract so expensive if our talk's so cheap? [Bridge] Bm A They tell you that you're meant for greater things A F#m I know on paper I'm not offering much F#m E Don't weigh up staying put on my behalf E Because I make you laugh Bm Because I was the first sad graduate to flutter my lashes A Say I wanna get away a la Lenny Kravitz F#m Just promise whatever happens you'll scatter my ashes E Don't post a tasteless eulogy, oh [Chorus 2] A I won't wait, I won't - wait D You're the only one I don't hate D (I've been hating forever) A Your words still keep me awake A (I've been scrolling forever) D Running through the promises that we never keep D Why's my contract so expensive if our talk's so cheap?