Tom: Am
Intro: C Am Dm G/B (repeat)
C Am Dm
Harry, it's good of you to stay
G/B C
Hear every word I say
Em C
And not just duck away
A G Bm
God, these drinks are something warm and watered down
A Am
Barkeep, how 'bout some ice, hey, Harry sit back down
C C7 G
Say, that little thing there's fine from behind
Chorus:
C C7 G C
They all look good after three or four,
F C
So drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't see no more
Bb C Bb
of anything, no more of anything
F C
Drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't see no more
For months, for years,
Tits were once a
source of fun and games at home
C Am Dm G/B
And now she says, tits are only there
C Fm C
to feed our little Joe
Fm C Fm G
So that he'll grow into a man
Harry, it's really rough at home
I've caught her on the phone
Hey, who's that on the phone?
Oh, that's no one dear, The standard sort of line
Harry, you know me well, You know that I'm not blind
Hey, you ain't been drinking Don't you know I'm buying?
Chorus
How well I know
Tits were only there for fun
and games at home
