Tom: G G D G G D G [Verse 1] G Well out on the bypass G Not too far, D There's a joint that's a jumpin' D When they close up the bars G And if walls could talk G Man, the stories they'd tell G D G Holding up the roof on a cheap motel G D G Holding up the roof on a cheap motel [Chorus] C You can rent 'em all night C But they're cheaper by the hour G The towels are clean G But they still smell sour C The night clerk's smiling C 'Cause he's usually stoned G But you can do out there G What you can't do at home [Verse 2] G There's a cigarette burn G On the table by the bed D And a King James bible D That's never been read G If walls could talk G Man, the stories they'd tell G D G Holding up the walls on a cheap motel G D G Holding up the walls on a cheap motel [Interlude] G D G G D G G D G G D G [Chorus] C They got a cinder block wall C So you can't be seen G Walking out naked G By the ice machine C Keep it hush-hush C Cause you never can tell G Who you'll see walking G 'Round a cheap motel [Verse 3] G There's a cigarette burn G On the table by the bed D And a King James bible D That's never been read G If walls could talk G Man, the stories they'd tell G D G Holding up the roof on a cheap motel G D G Holding up the roof on a cheap motel G D G Holding up the roof on a cheap motel G D G Holding up the roof on a cheap motel Hey! [Outro] G D G G D G G D G G D G G D Just holdin' up the roof G Just a-holdin' up the roof on a cheap motel