Wild Wild West

Well, I'm a bad assed cowboy living in the cowboy days. 
Jiggy wiggy! Scratch! Yo, yo! Bang, bang! 
Me and Artimus Clyde Frog go and 
Save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider. 
Awiggy wiggy wig wiggy wiggy wig! 
Black cowboy from the west side! 
Wiggy wiggy Scratch! Yo, yo! Bang, bang! 
Me and Artimus Clyde Frog go and 
Save Salma from Polly Prissy Pants 
Goin down to...where...Rumpatumpskin...