South Park

Why can't I be like all the other kids?

South Park


Why can't I be like all the other kids? 
They all have three-bedroom homes, broken trucks on their lawns. 
It's not my fault my parents succeed so much. 
There's no one in town I can relate to. 
I play with autographed baseball bats 
While everyone else just plays with sticks and pine cones 
And so for I've ever felt so alone 
Well, who needs them anyway? 
I won't pretend to be something I'm not 
If I can't be poor, 
I've got to deal with what I've got. 
If I can't be like them, 
What I need is more rich kids around, 
So I'm not the only one, and then I won't be so... down. 
Please, God, send more rich kids... 
To my... 
Town.