If they could see me now

If they could see me now, that little gang of mine. 
I'm eating fancy chow and drinking fancy wine. 
I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact 
The kind of top-drawer first-rate chums I attract 
All I can say is: "Wow, look where I am!" 
Tonight I landed- Pow!- right in a pot of jam. 
What a setup, holy cow! 
They'd never believe it, if my friends could see me now!