Tom: G G 320033 C9 x32033 D x00232 Em7 022033 Gsus2 300033 [second guitar] [Chords 2] G 355433 C9 x35533 D x57755 Em7 x79977 Gsus2 2554xx [Intro] G D C9 G C9 D G G D C9 G C9 D G G Gsus2 G Gsus2 [Verse 1] G C9 G C9 G Every time we approach the end of December C9 It's time for the hypocrites D To get together and celebrate G C9 G C9 G You pretend to love the people you hate C9 You don't fool anyone D I can see through your phoney smile [Pre-Chorus 1] C9 D Em7 D C9 You're friendly once a year and it makes you feel good, Oh Oh Oh C9 D You're the reason I really really hate... [Chorus] G D C9 I hate Xmas, Oh Oh Oh G C9 D G I hate Xmas G D C9 Xmas, Oh Oh Oh G C9 D G Gsus2 G I hate Xmas G Gsus2 G Gsus2 G Second verse, different from the first [Verse 2] G C9 G C9 G Grandpa's gonna sing the same crummy song C9 And mom's gonna get in a fight D That's the only part I kind of like G C9 G C9 G Uncle Jo's gonna get me the same old gift... C9 D Another new fishing pole and 2007 animal calendar [Pre-Chorus 2] C9 D Em7 D C9 And this may come as a brutal shock, Oh Oh Oh C9 D But Santa doesn't really exist! [Chorus] G D C9 I hate Xmas, Oh Oh Oh G C9 D G I hate Xmas G D C9 Xmas, Oh Oh Oh G C9 D G I hate Xmas [Solo] G C9 G C9 G G C9 D C9 D G Em7 C9 D G G Gsus2 G [Verse 3] G C9 G C9 G You won't see me hanging out this year C9 I've got better things to do D And I don't wanna be with you [Pre-Chorus 2] C9 D Em7 D C9 And this may come as a brutal shock, Oh Oh Oh C9 D Em7 But Santa Clause doesn't really exist! [Pre-Chorus 1] C9 D Em7 D C9 You're friendly once a year and it makes you feel good, Oh Oh Oh C9 D You're the reason I really really hate... [Chorus] G D C9 Xmas, Oh Oh Oh G C9 D G I hate Xmas G D C9 Xmas, Oh Oh Oh G C9 D G I hate Xmas G D C9 I hate Xmas, Oh Oh Oh G Em7 D C9 I hate Xmas, Oh Oh Oh G D C9 I hate Xmas, Oh Oh Oh G Em7 D C9 I hate Xmas,