Tom: E
E B
Well there's a long neck on my left and there's some long legs on my right
E
And I'm too far gone to know which way to fall
E B
If I cant put some words together, and get a couple cross my lips
E
Well that blonde is gonna leave before last call
[Chorus]
A E
And there's a tiny little waylon that keeps singin in my ear
B E
Telling me there aint no point in lookin back
A E A
I put that bottle to my lips, count to ten and close my eyes
E B A E
One more friday night, I'm sittin here comittin, Beer-I-Cide
[Verse 2]
E B
Well theres a bider in the corner, who thinks I stole his girl
E
And man I swear he's itchin for a fight
E B
If this bar would just stop spinninm Like Some gin Soaked Tilt A Whirl
E
I'd show him who's the big dog here tonight
[Chorus]
A E
And there's a tiny little johnny tellin me to walk the line
B E
Tiny Waylon's yellin "Hit him from behind"
A E A
I put that bottle to my lips before I follow him outside
E B A E
And its got the whole bar bettin, I'm committin beer-i-cide
[Verse 3]
E B
Well now I guess I should be leavin cause they're turnin off the lights
E
and my eyes gond down enough, so I can see
E B
I might stumble home a broken man, but there's a ray of hope
E
that six pack waitin' in the fridge for me
[Chorus]
A E
Now hank sr's on my shoulder, singin "Bless your cheatin heart"
B E
meanwhile johnny's tellin waylon "Told you so"
A E A
I take that bottle from my lips, to kiss my next ex-wife goodbye
E B A E
I've used all the rope she's givin, I'm comittin beer-i-cide
A E A
And i really will be sorry least until tomorrow night
E B A E
when once more i'll be here sittin, still comittin beer-i-cide
