Mr. Collins He’s a very good man He lives alone in a flat His room is number 64 Mr. Collins He’s a very working man Wakes up early in the morning Works from Monday to Saturday Mr. Collins is a common cleaner He has no faith and no religion He has no relatives and no friends Mr. Collins is an old man He’s 65, he’s short and fat He’s very quiet and a lonely man Oh yeah! Mr. Collins He’s such a dirty man He’s such an ugly man His life is hard and full of trouble Mr. Collins But he’s always happy And he always tries And he’s the same every day Mr. Collins is a common cleaner He has no faith and no religion He has no relatives and no friends Mr. Collins is an old man He’s 65, he’s short and fat He’s very quiet and a lonely man Oh yeah!