Mary Kay, she's got it bad Thinks no one understands You can't keep a good man down You can't stop when loves around You can't close your lonely eyes Though he's way too young to drive But he's old enough to please you Love-me-nots and daisies, Mary Kay Spin the bottle crazy, Mary Kay Little John Doe's got it bad When he first walked in her class He never had a crush like this Except for Susie's mother She wasn't like the other girls In their stuck up silly world He's never seen someone so beautiful Second base and better, Mary Kay In her soft blue sweater, Mary Kay, Mary Kay Under the bleachers Deeper and deeper Oh teacher Mary Kay was on the run With the father of her son She didn't know she was a star As she was steaming up the car Now in your orange jail jumpsuit I wish the best for you You were in my heart and living room Seven years and counting, Mary Kay And all the inmates wanting Mary Kay Second base and better, Mary Kay Where's the soft blue sweater, Mary Kay Love-me-nots and daisies, Mary Kay Spin the bottle crazy, Mary Kay Love can be amazing, Mary Kay