Baby-faced movie star Smokes alot of crack Baby-faced movie star Gets alot of slack That faggot judge from Malibu Just won't put him away He gets to drive around on smack Every god damn day He blows parole with guns and coke In a hotel in Palm Springs If the justice system wasn't such a joke He'd have to stop doing these things Baby-faced movie star Shoots alot of smack Baby-faced movie star Gets alot of slack His lawyer says he's groovy He shouldn't be made to fail He wants to be in a movie So let him out of jail People say he's got a good excuse It's all his father's fault Years of drugs and child abuse And weekends with Charles Kuralt Baby-faced movie star Sucks alot of cock Baby-faced movie star Rocks around the clock