There's a lloyd in every city there's a lloyd in every town there's a lloyd in every country yeah you see this guy around there's a lloyd in every room here's looking at you sketchy scurvy scheister bastard pedophile dungeon master fuckin' greedy fuckin' crook you will never book my band avoid the lloyd the marquee is the laugh you're charging six bucks a draft ten bucks at the door for ten shitty bands you've never heard before avoid the lloyd