Sloppy Seconds

If I Had a Woman

Sloppy Seconds


She's got the personality of Darth Vader 
And the mentality of a sixth grader 
I better get her now, while I still hate her 
The way I hated you 
While she still just a hole to crawl into 
And I've still got my pride 

But if I had a woman 
If I had a woman that I could abuse 
If I had a woman that I could cruel to 
Wish I had a woman that I could refuse 
And then I guess that I'd be satisfied 

Why does she have to be more than just a pair of legs? 
And why can't I let her be just another fertile egg? 
I better get her now before I have to beg 
The way I did before 
While I'll still take any port in a storm 
And I've still got my pride 

But if I had a woman 
If I had a woman that I could annoy 
If I had a woman to take all the lashes 
I wish I had a woman that I could destroy 
'Cause then I guess that I'd be satisfied 

Oh God, somebody send me a woman 
'Cause I need a woman that I can despise 
I need a woman that I can tear limb from limb 
I need a woman to listen to lies 
And then I guess that I'll be satisfied 

Satisfied 
Then I guess that I'll be satisfied