Doug wasn't even that nervous When he finally got his gun Just awfully self-conscious and kinda giddy Like when he first started Making out with girls A classmate gave him a beeper number Of a dealer in town He said: Meet me in the parking lot Behind McDonald's Tuesday night, say around 8:00 He stared at the weapons They said Power, Authority, Respect All at entry level prices With only $25 He quickly settled on a used Remington Semi-automatic 12-guage shotgun At 16, Doug was a force to be reckoned with Everybody is on the run Everybody needs to get a gun My idea of having fun Ain't the bullet from a loaded gun Can't even walk down my street Without a punk coming up to me If you need a gun to get some clout Don't count me in, just count me out Gun culture! And that evening Doug sneaked into his dad's garage And got out his hacksaw Transforming the gun Into the weapon of choice Among teenage toughs A pistol grip, sawed off shotgun Which he pronounces Almost as easy as one word Bam Everybody is on the run Everybody needs to get a gun My idea of having fun Ain't the bullet from a loaded gun Can't even walk down my street Without a punk coming up to me If you need a gun to get some clout Don't count me in, just count me out Gun culture! Gun culture! Gun culture! Play it, motherfucker! Everybody is on the run Everybody needs to get a gun My idea of having fun Ain't the bullet from a loaded gun Can't even walk down my street Without a punk coming up to me If you need a gun to get some clout Don't count me in, just count me out Gun culture!