You’ll be hunted to the end of the earth by a lady of noble descent There will be no pleading as she stops you believing In good old mother hope, now your sanity is shed. They call her promiscuous, I call her a vicious bitch With a gun and a blade She’ll rip out your guts, with insatiable lust Like a great succubus That puts harborous sally to shame. And the liver fell out. He was hit by a broadside, That shattered his jaw Nothing mattered any more. He wished that his shame he could hide With his nuptials denied And his coin purse cut open, his heart cast aside Hail! Ho! It’s one-tooth mcguyver She’ll take on the crew, for only a fiver But don’t turn your back, there’s fire inside her The attacks did not stop, they only intensified To the point of hysteria Mcguyver was named As the woman that gave you that cheese wire grin Again, and again and again and again And the tongue it fell out. He was hit by a blindside That dislodged his eye 'Twas a matter of time Till she ended his life with a thrust of a knife To the gut of the bastard that stole what was rightfully hers Her title, her deeds A bequest from her father, a secret marauder, a man of the sea A pirate who taught her the tools of the trade And with this all her enemies were slain I adore her, one-tooth mcguyver A woman of guile. I will stand beside her But don’t let your heart think that her faith is desire She moves closer through the dockside With that glint within her eye Try your luck or trust your gut, it’s carnal lust or time to die You’ll be hunted to the end of the earth by a lady of noble descent She’ll rip out your guts, with insatiable lust Like a great succubus And leave you to bleed out your anguished last breath And your heart will break down as you lust for your war bride She’ll shatter your soul, as her cutlass strikes bone You’ll wish that your shame you could hide With your heart rent asunder, traded for plunder, her brutal revenge Yes revenge, that’s all she has now, and still every man wants her! Every man will risk! Every man will die!