Picked up the garbage bag The pig intestines fall on the floor Scoop them into the cereal box They can be the marshmallows You're a cleaner person for having done it But you're still more tainted Than a painted patty at McDonald's There's still the straw in your head Every day you go to work They stand bonerified behind you And suck suck suck Now there's nothing left But they still insist to suck the gas filled air From an empty hole that was once overflowing All you are now is a cross dressing narcoleptic cow