Folks, now here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher, she was a red-hot hootchie-cootcher, she was the roughest, toughest frail, but Minnie had a heart as big as a whale. Hi-de-hi-de-hi-di-ho! Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-ho! Now, she messed around with a bloke named Smoky she loved him though he was cokie, he took her down to chinatown, he showed her how to kick the gong around. Now, she had a dream about the king of Sweden, he gave her things that she was needin', he gave her a home built of gold and steel, a diamond car with a platinum wheel. Now, he gave her his townhouse and his racing horses, each meal she ate was a dozen courses; she had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes, and she sat around and counted them all a billion times. Poor Min, poor Min, poor Min.