Every day I try to smile
But can't help but frown
Every day I draw my bath
And pray I will drown
I step out my door and I take a deep breath
Turn back inside and pray for my death
'Cause everyone is horrid
Except me and possibly you
Oh, everyone is horrid
And my dear
I fear you are, too
Has everyone always
Made you so weary?
Let me tell you a tale
To answer your query
In Manchester the people were loyal and kind
And I hated them
(Someone should've sedated them)
They lack subtlety and nuance
I definitely knew once I was five
There was no point to their lives
'Cause everyone is horrid
Except me and possibly you
Possibly me
Oh, everyone is horrid
And my dear
I fear you are, too
Ohhh
