Pablo Picasso Well some people try tô pick up girls And get called assholes This never happened tô Pablo Picasso He could walk down your street And girls could not resist his stare and So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole Well the girls would turn the color Of the avacado when he would drive Down their street in his El Dorado He could walk down you street And girls could not resist his stare Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole Not like you Alright Well he was only 5'3 But girls could not resist his stare Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole Not in New York Oh well be not schmuck, be not abnoxious Be not bellbottom bummer or asshole Remember the story of Pablo Picasso He could walk down your street And girls could not resist his stare Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole Alright this is it Some people try tô pick up girls And they get called an asshole This never happened tô Pablo Picasso He could walk down your street And girls could not resist his stare and so Pablo Picasso was never called