Tom: C C Oh, there're sober men aplenty, C And drunkards barely twenty, F There are men of over ninety C Dm That have never yet kissed a girl. C But give me a ramblin' rover, C And fair Orkney down to Dover. F C We will roam the country over F G C And together we'll face the world. Wait [Verse 2] C I've roamed through all the nations C Ta'en delight in all creation, F And I've tried a wee sensation C Dm Where the company, did prove kind. C And when partin' was no pleasure, C I've drunk another measure F C To the good friends that were treasure F G C For they always are in our minds. [Verse 1] C Oh, there're sober men aplenty, C And drunkards barely twenty, F There are men of over ninety C Dm That have never yet kissed a girl. C But give me a ramblin' rover, C And fair Orkney down to Dover. F C We will roam the country over F G C And together we'll face the world. wait [Verse 3] C There's many that feign enjoyment C From merciless employment, F Their ambition was this deployment C Dm From the minute they left the school. C And they save and scrape and ponder C While the rest go out and squander, F C See the world and rove and wander F G C And are happier as a rule. [Verse 1] C Oh, there're sober men aplenty, C And drunkards barely twenty, F There are men of over ninety C Dm That have never yet kissed a girl. C But give me a ramblin' rover, C And fair Orkney down to Dover. F C We will roam the country over F G C And together we'll face the world. (Instrumental Break) [Verse 4] C If you're bent wi' arth-i-ritis, C Your bowels have got colitis, F You've gallopin' with bollockitis C Dm And you're thinkin' it's time you died, C If you been a man of action, C Though you're lying there in traction, F C You will get some satisfaction F G C Thinkin', "Jesus, at least I tried." [Verse 1] C Oh, there're sober men aplenty, C And drunkards barely twenty, F There are men of over ninety C Dm That have never yet kissed a girl. C But give me a ramblin' rover, C And fair Orkney down to Dover. F C We will roam the country over F G C And together we'll face the world. [Verse 1] C Oh, there're sober men aplenty, C And drunkards barely twenty, F There are men of over ninety C Dm That have never yet kissed a girl. C But give me a ramblin' rover, C And fair Orkney down to Dover. slow down grdually to end of piece F C We will roam the country over F G C And together we'll face the world. F C We will roam the country over F G C And together we'll face the world.