Yeah Wait a minute Operator, on the line. I need your help. I got a girl to find I got her number but I ain't got a dime And I really wanna tell her that it's real this time Yeah I'll admit, I'm a generous degenerate Got jokes like degeneres, but this time it's cereal What if I told you I just wanted to hold you? I'm not the old me, you're not the old you People grow like they're supposed to We should go be bicostal Sleep under the stars It's all undecided 'till you pick up my call (Pick up my call, girl) Please! It's the middle of the night And I call your phone I lost mine so I dial zero and say Collect, collect call Collect, collect call Will you accept my collect call? Operator, on the line, I really think she's gonna pick up this time (Sir, you have to stop. I said if you don't we have to call the cops) I ain't stalking And there's nothing wrong with two people talking but I'm out of tokens Help me I'm broke and lonely Don't hang up on me It's the middle of the night And I call your phone I lost mine so I dial zero and say Collect, collect call Collect, collect call Will you accept my collect call? It's the middle of the night And I call your phone I lost mine so I dial zero and say Collect, collect call Collect, collect call Will you accept my collect call? Sittin' here waching time move like a snail 'Cause it's the 3rd time in three years that I'm in jail I'm callin you In the middle of the night And I know you're home I lost my phone so I dial zero Collect, collect call Collect, collect call Will you accept my collect call? It's the middle of the night And I call your phone I lost mine so I dial zero and say Collect, collect call Collect, collect call Will you accept my collect call?