Paddy O'Casey he wanted to waltz But his feet were not gated that way So we thought up a lesson and payed his case And said he was willing to pay One two three, balance like me You're quite a dandy But you have your faults While your right foot is lazy Your left foot is crazy But don't be uneasy I'll teach you to waltz One two three, balance like me You're quite a dandy But you have your faults While your right foot is lazy Your left foot is crazy But don't be uneasy I'll teach you to waltz