I'm just an average man with an average life I work from nine to five, oh hell, I pay the price All I want's to be left alone in my average home But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight zone? I always feel like somebody's watching me And I got no privacy (oh, oh) I always feel like somebody's watching me Tell me, is it just a dream? When I come home at night I bolt the door real tight People call me on the phone, I'm trying to avoid Can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid? When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair 'Cause I might open up my eyes and find someone standing there People say I'm crazy, just a little touch But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much That's why I always feel like somebody's watching me And I got no privacy (oh, oh) I always feel like somebody's watching me Who's playing tricks on me? Who’s watching me? Are the neighbors watching me? Is the mailman watching me? And I don't feel safe anymore, oh, what a mess I wonder who's watching me now (who?), the IRS? I always feel like somebody's watching me And I got no privacy (oh, oh) I always feel like somebody's watching me Tell me, is it just a dream? (oh, oh) I always feel like somebody's watching me And I got no privacy (oh, oh) I always feel like somebody's watching me Tell me it can't be