Tom: Em Em C She’s got that kind of look that defies gravity Am C She’s the greatest cook and she’s fat-free Em C She’s been to private school and she speaks perfect French Am She’s got the perfect friends C Oh isn’t she cool? Em C She practises Tai-Chi, she’d never lose her nerve Am She’s more than you deserve C She’s just far better than me, hey hey [Chorus] G D Am C So don’t bother I won’t die of deception G D Am C Promise you will never see me cry, don’t feel sorry G D Am C And don’t bother, I’ll be fine but she’s waiting G D Am The ring you gave to her will lose its shine Cm Am So don’t bother, be unkind. G D Am C [Verse 2] Em C I’m sure she doesn’t know who to touch you like I would Am C I beat her at that one good, don’t you think so? Em C She’s almost six feet tall, she must think I’m a flea Am C I’m really a cat, you see and it’s not my last life at all [Chorus] G D Am C So don’t bother I won’t die of deception G D Am C Promise you will never see me cry, don’t feel sorry G D Am C And don’t bother, I’ll be fine but she’s waiting G D Am The ring you gave to her will lose its shine Cm So don’t bother, be unkind.