Johnny had a dog, but he had no friends, He always tried to stay with the latest trends Like crying all the time and wearing depends But that trend was just in his head. Missy took a trip to the local zoo, She wanted to feed the kangaroo's But nobody told her what to do So she joined with the monkeys who were throwing poo I don't wanna try To explain my mind Cause everything is fine Stop whining all the time Kevy was a cop in a seaside town He was kinda short and awful round He liked to get off by putting people down But one day things will come around Leo went to county now he's doing time Writes me everyday and says he doing fine Except he found a guy who likes his behind So when he gets out there'll be no more crime I don't wanna try To explain my mind Cause everything is fine Stop whining all the time