Vy slykhali, kak dayut pizdy? Net, ne te pizdy chto s volosami, A pizdy, konkretnye pizdy, u-u-u-u! B'yut kogda rukami i noga-a-ami. Mne seychas Ivan vkatil takikh, Dazhe mne ne pokazalos' malo, Vidno tak uzh prinyato u nikh, Bit' nogami pryamo po ebalu. Ya seychas naverno duba dam, Ot takoy stremitel'noy oblavy, Shapki proch'! Kashchey skhvatil pizdy, u-u-u-u! Dlya dushi skhvatil, a ne dlya slavy! Ya seychas naverno duba dam, Ot takoy stremitel'noy oblavy, Shapki proch'! Kashchey skhvatil pizdy, u-u-u-u! Dlya dushi skhvatil, a ne dlya slavy! Narrative Part Poskulil Kashchey kak dog, pernul paru raz i sdokh, On ne vyzhil, khuy -nany, umer, obdristav shtany. Vanya zh begal po palatam, dolgo begal tryasya zadom, Vot on v komnate odnoy vstretilsya s svoey zhenoy, Kak uvidel Vasilisku, srazu vzyalsya za pipisku, I s zhenoy svoey Ivan pizdanulsya na divan, Posle etogo suprugi, napevaya "bugi-vugi", Vmig otpravilis' obratno, Obnimayasya priyatno!