Tom: D D Alright there's something truly Magnificent about being sad and that is that G Everyone can be sad, some people are sad sometimes A Other people are sad all the time and this is just a song About being sad, WHOOPDIE DOO! LET'S GET TO IT! HAHA D I've got a problem, I'm always so sad The littlest things get me pissed off or mad My life's pretty good, no I don't have it bad So it's hard to explain all these feelings I have G I'm just a baby I think that explains it I burnt up my toast got so sad that I fainted A I played a great song on repeat, now I hate it And nobody likes this picture I painted D My only messages come from my mommy I spend my life feeling like nobody wants me You're kinda cute but your friend is a hottie His shiny white teeth and his muscular body G I wear a cool outfit and try to look edgy My underwear rides up and gives me a wedgie A My pants are too tight, now I wish they were stretchy Why do these small things always upset me? D Little things make me wanna cry sometimes G But that's just life A It'll be alright D If you're really sad Everything just turns out wrong G If you're really sad A Let me hear you sing this song D If you're really sad Everything just turns out wrong G If you're really sad A Let me hear you sing along D What's a party? I've never been Well I went to one once, but I couldn't get in I bought a lottery ticket, but I didn't win So I bought two more and I lost again G My phone's plugged in but it isn't chargin' I wake up in the morning lookin' like a Martian A I'm crying on the daily, you could call me Carson Could you please shut the door if you're gonna barge in D My shoes are too small and can't fit my foot in Went back to the mall and I stepped in some puddin' I tried to return them, they said that I couldn't Here are some things that upset me that shouldn't G My coffee's too bitter, got stains on my shirt I popped my balloon, and my dog is a jerk A I stepped in some gum then stepped in some poop I feel like a hamster, I'm stuck in a loop D Little things make me wanna cry sometimes G But that's just life A It'll be alright D If you're really sad Everything just turns out wrong G If you're really sad A Let me hear you sing this song D If you're really sad Everything just turns out wrong G If you're really sad A Let me hear you sing along D If you're really sad Everything just turns out wrong G If you're really sad A Let me hear you sing this song D If you're really sad Everything just turns out wrong G If you're really sad A Let me hear you sing along D Thank you for listening, glad you could all hear this But the song is over now, cause I'm all out of Alright this had to end in a bad note didn't it?!