He got a fine tan shirt with an emblem on the chest,
the interstellar girls all like him the best.
Captain of the crew and he knows kung fu
and he did Joan Collins in 1932.
Really just an actor and a genius to boot,
he never gets to fire when the enemy shoots.
Ends each show looking neat and clean
after staring down the barrel of the Doomsday Machine.
I really like the one where he reads the Constitution
after ending all the fighting in the future revolution.
William (Shatner!)
William (Shatner!)
William (Shatner!)
William...
