Tom: C Em Creamsicle sky while the sun sets in the west Am Where are the queers on the piers heard they gave it thier best Em Now they got jobs at a low go fast food chain Am flippin tricks for the burger since Lady M jacked thier fame Em Flippin tricks for the burger since Lady M jacked thier fame Chorus Am C Cause you cant see tits on the radio G F I'll give you five fingers for a one man show Am C Fasten those pants for the lap dance G F Take your shot now this may be your last chance