Tom: A
E|-----------------|
B|-----------------|
G|-----------------|
D|-----------------|
A|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
E|-----------------| x4
[Verse 1]
A E
Poor Pete is a bit self-conscious and he thinks that he's a vampire.
Bm A
He gets into his off-white Saturn and heads into the suburbs.
A E
He looks at himself in the mirror, like a girl putting makeup on.
Bm A
He wants to buy a brand new pair of teeth, but they don't accept coupons.
[Chorus]
F#m E
Is this gonna be the night that his daily horoscope comes true?
D F#m E
He knows Venus is in retrograde, but not if the moon is new.
[Verse 2]
A E
Poor Pete isn't fashion forward, but he likes to think he's ultra cool.
Bm A
He winks at a girl named Siouxsie while she's playing bumper pool.
A E
She looks at him rather blankly, before mouthing the words, "yeah, right."
Bm A
She knows poor Pete's not the kind of guy who will ever get it right.
[Chorus]
F#m E
So this isn't gonna be the night that his daily horoscope comes true.
D F#m E
He knows Venus is in retrograde, but not if the moon is new.
[Bridge]
A E Bm A x2
[Chorus]
F#m E
So this isn't gonna be the night that his daily horoscope comes true.
D F#m E
He knows Venus is in retrograde, but not if the moon is new.
