Tom: Dm
C A Ab Gm
You can eat my drugs if you want to
C A Ab Gm
You can eat my drugs if you say please
C A Ab Gm
You can eat my drugs if you wanna
C A Ab Gm
Better eat my drugs on your knees
[Verse 2]
C A Ab Gm
You can drink my beer if you ask me
C A Ab Gm
You can drink my beer if you beg
C A Ab Gm
You can drink my beer if you want to
C Ab Ab Ab Gm Gm
You can drink my beer till you're dead and bloated
[Chorus]
C A Ab Gm
I'm the mothership of alcohol
C A Ab Gm
Floating in the sea of the forgotten
C A Ab Gm
Don't remember writing on the wall
[Verse 3]
C A Ab Gm
Johnny's gonna drink it it's all gone
C A Ab Gm
And he's gonna drink his liver dry
C A Ab Gm
Don't forget to eat your fucking wontons
C A Ab Ab Gm
Or we'll spank you till your liver start to cry-y-y-y-y-y-y
[Interlude]
C A Ab Gm x3
[Verse 4]
C A Ab Gm
You can be my friend if you want to
C A Ab Gm
You can be a friend, a friend of mine
C A Ab Gm
You can be my friend, be my friend now
C A Ab Gm
If you'll be my friend I'll bee fine
[Verse 5]
C A Ab Gm
You can be as small as boiled peanuts
C A Ab Gm
You can be as large as lemon trees
C A Ab Gm
You can be less harmful than you are now
C A Ab Gm
You can be more killer than a killer bee
[Chorus]
C A Ab Gm
I'm the mothership of alcohol
C A Ab Gm
Floating in the sea of the forgotten
C A Ab Gm
Don't remember writing on the wall
