Tom: G
G Em C D
G Em C D G
[Chorus]
G Em
I am crawling back down in the ditch today
C
I got a crazy-ass wife
D
Got a baby on the way
G
Glad i got work
Em
Glad i got pay
C D G
I’m crawling back down in the ditch today
[Verse 1]
G
The crew’s a bunch of stoners
Em
The boss is a shit
C
Be a miracle if one of us
D
Does not get hit
G
By a ton of pipe
Em
On a cheap ass chain
C
Swinging round the sky
D D
In this pouring ass rain
[Chorus]
G Em
I am crawling back down in the ditch today
C
I got a crazy-ass wife
D
Got a baby on the way
G
Glad i got work
Em
Glad i got pay
C D G
I’m crawling back down in the ditch today
[Verse 2]
G
My crazy-ass wife
Em
She’s nutty as her brother
C
Supposed to marry rich
D
According to her mother
G
Supposed to marry up
Em
Now she is knocked up down
C
By a poor man
D D
Wrestling a pipe in the ground
[Chorus]
G Em
I am crawling back down in the ditch today
C
I got a crazy-ass wife
D
Got a baby on the way
G
Glad i got work
Em
Glad i got pay
C D G
I’m crawling back down in the ditch today
[Break]
C D
My wife god bless her and for what it is worth
C
Thinks she and Taylor Swift
C
Were twins at birth
G Em
Separated . . . at birth
C D D D D D
Earth to wife . . . wife to earth
[Chorus]
G Em
I am crawling back down in the ditch today
C
I got a crazy-ass wife
D
Got a baby on the way
G
Glad i got work
Em
Glad i got pay
C D G
I’m crawling back down in the ditch today
[Outro]
G
I’m glad i got work
Em
Glad i got pay
C D G
I’m crawling back down in the ditch today
