Tom: C Intro: C/G, Fmaj7/C, C/G, Fmaj7/C, C/G, Fmaj7/C, G, C C Fmaj7/C I'd heard some rumours on the grape vine, C Fmaj7/C some whispers down the phone line, C Fmaj7/C G C and this digital age provides the ocular proof. C Fmaj7/C No man's amused of being jealous C Fmaj7/C but I dont get over zealous. C Fmaj7/C What you do with your life now, G C baby's up to you. Fmaj7/C Sometimes a man can get stuck C/G when scared of being grown up, Fmaj7/C C/G confused by playing happy families. C Fmaj7/C So I accept that times are changing, C Fmaj7/C with people rearranging, C Fmaj7/C and there's a new man at your table G C up in up in Turnpike Lane. Fmaj7/C, G, C C/G Fmaj7/C Now I don't know the details, C/G Fmaj7/C in fact I've not thought much on this at all, C/G Fmaj7/C and I would hate to cast dispersions G C or be seen as cruel. C/G Fmaj7/C Who cares if his hair is thinning, C/G Fmaj7/C if he's home from work on time? C/G Fmaj7/C Perhaps he even likes a few new bands G C he read about online. C Fmaj7/C So what if his eyes are close together, C Fmaj7/C some even like that better, C/G Fmaj7/C and if you can put up with that weird smile G C then I'm sure it's fine. Fmaj7/C So good luck with your new man, C I hope it goes to the plan Fmaj7/C C and that he's not run over by a train. C Fmaj7/C Because I bet he is a nice guy, C/G Fmaj7/C like a really, really nice guy, C/G Fmaj7/C G C in fact he's probably the exact opposite of me. Fmaj7/C, G, C C Fmaj7/C C Fmaj7/C He's not fanatical, delusional, obsessive or emotional, C Fmaj7/C he wants a job, a house, a dog G C when all I wanted was you. C Fmaj7/C And even if he doesn't know C Fmaj7/C the things that I know that you know I know, C Fmaj7/C G C he's confident, polite and drinks responsibly. Fmaj7/C So good luck with your new man, C/G I'm sure it works out fine, Fmaj7/C G let's hope he isn't struck down with a plague. C Fmaj7/C So you can invite me to your wedding, C Fmaj7/C but from the front row you will see C Fmaj7/C that he might be a lot of things G C but he's not me.