Tom: C C C I?ve got a paycheck in my front pocket, A speeding ticket in my back pocket, G If I even things out, I might have enough to buy lunch. C I?ve got a phone number, stuffed in my wallet, I know I shouldn?t do it but I think I?m gonna call it, G And if I get nuthin?, that?s fine, cause nuthin?s what I got. F G Brains, brains, you can?t kill a zombie with a wooden stake. F G Brains, brains, any one could make the same mistake, F G So go easy on the girl. Am F G I just wanted what every pirate wants, Am F G I got some booty now I?ll never get enough, Am F G F G I just wanted, I just wanted ? . C G To sail, to pillage, F G So pass the rum and draw your swords, C G Let?s burn down, the village, F G Am Then we?ll grab their girls and surf their boards away F G Am Then we?ll grab their girls and surf their boards away F G Then we?ll grab their girls and surf their boards away C F G C I?ve got a picture of a mermaid, hidden in a box, C A dollar fifty six and a dirty pair of socks, C An ?X? on the map, if I don?t come back, G Here?s where you?ll find me. F G Brains, brains, you can?t kill a zombie with a wooden stake. F G Brains, brains, any one could make the same mistake, F G So go easy on the girl. Am F G I just wanted what every pirate wants, Am F G I got some booty now I?ll never get enough, Am F G F G I just wanted, I just wanted ? . C G To sail, to pillage, F G So pass the rum and draw your swords, C G Let?s burn down, the village, F G Am Then we?ll grab their girls and surf their boards away F G Am Then we?ll grab their girls and surf their boards away F G Then we?ll grab their girls and surf their boards away