Monica:
One, two, three, four!
Both:
Ahh
I'm a danger to society
And I'm a stranger to sobriety
But to the left and to the right of me
I am gaining a variety
Can you hear the radio?
Everybody loves a nineteen hero
Ian:
I am horrible
Monica:
Absolutely diabolical
Ian:
Above eccentricity
Monica:
Is great publicity!
You put me in the paper
Ian:
Spin me on your stereo
Both:
Round and around and away we go!
All I want is everything
All I want is more
I was born for everything
That's what I live for
Announcer:
This Roger Hartby, Radio 1, with The Diabolicals.
Monica:
You're ugly!
Announcer:
Lillian Filth, how does it feel to be number 29 on the charts?
Monica:
Bollocks! It's great.
Ian:
We're number 28.
Monica:
With a bullet.
Ian:
We're number 17.
Monica:
We're looking good.
Both:
We're 10,
Wait, 7-
No, 6, 5, 4
Monica:
Well, lick my bum.
Ian:
We're number one.
Both:
Maintain velocity, that's our philosophy
Ian:
I'm a genuine atrocity
Monica:
And that's a mighty curiousity!
It's a ticket to the South of Record, Hollywood
Ian:
You may not like us
Monica:
But you should!
Ian:
Cause we're good!
Both:
We're really bloody good, oh
All I want is everything
All I want is more
I was born for everything
That's what I'm here for
Everything, everything
E-e-e-e-e-e-e
All I want is everything
Fuck you!
