Ian: Suppose you don't like football either? Monica: Cricket? Ian: Ugh, Celtic? Monica: Rangers? Ian: Darkness? Monica: The light? Ian: Led Zippelin? Monica: Carly Simon? Ian: Sex and drugs? Monica: Bagel and lochs? Ian: We got so much in common. Monica: Well, opposites attracting. Ian: What? Monica: Play. Opposites attracting People interacting Ian: Away we go Monica: Somehow our connection A jagged kind of perfect Like april snow Ian: Say hello Monica: Say goodbye Ian: Call me up and tell me you love me from time to time Monica: And when world's disappear Ian: Na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na I'll be waiting Both: Right here Ian: I love you Monica: For all time Both: That's good! Announcer: And next act on in the Rum Room talent night is Ian and Maria! Monica: Monica! Monica P. Miller! Way off into the future Will we still remember this long ago Simple moments of pleasure Like loving you forever Take me in your arms and hold me now Ian: (Overlapping) So long ago Say hello Both: Say goodbye Call me up and tell me you love me from time to time And when worlds disappear Ian: Na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na Both: Na-na-na-na I'll be waiting right here I love you for all time Na-na-na-na I'll be waiting Na-na-na-na-na I love you for all time Announcer: And the winner of tonight's grand prize, two round trip bus tickets to the big London town, drum roll please…Ian and Veronica! Monica: Monica! Monica P. Miller! Did he say London? Ian: Afraid so.