Tom: G G C G Well it's Christmas in the jailhouse again C D And I've been looking all around for a face to call a friend C D G D Em It seems everybody in here should have a better place to be C G D Putting logs on the fire and presents under the tree [Verse 2] G C G Well you should listen to some of these stories that we have told C D About the work we can't find and the women who have left us in the cold C D G Em It seems all them things we're promised like peace and har-mo-ny C D G They don't apply when you're doing time for B&E [Chorus] C D G But everybody deserves a Merry Christmas C D G It don't matter what stupid things you've done C D G Em Everybody deserves a Merry Christmas C D G So come on baby let's have ourselves some fun [Verse 3] G C G Tell your momma I didn't mean a single word I said C D About the funny way she walks or the watermelon size of her head C D G Em This time things will be different, of that there is no doubt C D G If she would just come on down here and bail me out [Chorus] C D G But everybody deserves a Merry Christmas C D G It don't matter what stupid things you've done C D G Em Everybody deserves a Merry Christmas C D G So come on baby let's have ourselves some fun [Verse 4] G C G Well I've traveled up and down and all across this land C D I've seen the very best and the very worst of man C D G Em My brothers are the drifters, the beggars, and the thieves C D G And I believe that baby was born for the ones like these [Chorus] C D G And that's why everybody deserves a Merry Christmas C D G It don't matter what stupid things you've done C D G Em Everybody deserves a Merry Christmas C D G So come on baby let's have ourselves some fun [Outro] C D G Em And I know you've heard this story every year when the cold rolls in C G D G And that's why it's Christmas in the jailhouse again