Tom: G Intro: G Em x4 G Em G Em G Em G Em E|--------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------| G|---7-9-7-----7-9----------------------------| D|---------9-7-----7/9-----7/9-7-5-----5-7----| A|---------------------------------7-5-----5/7| E|--------------------------------------------| G Em G Em Doctor, doctor, can you cure me? G Em G Em A little pill, a little something to assure me C D G Em I'm gonna feel better when I walk outside your door He said son, son, son I know what you're needin' Your body is fine, it's your soul that's bleedin' I got the same disease, ain't nobody yet found the cure Well if you find it, bottle it, you'll be a rich man for sure Chorus: C G This ain't no joke (oh no!) D Bm You gotta know how to bend if you don't wanna get broke (oh no!) C G Keep your piece in the Big Bad Game D You know you gotta go a little loco to stay sane General, general, I gotta ask it With my new uniform do I get a casket And a one way ticket, or do you plan to bring me back home? He said son, son, son that's a mighty good question Ain't got your answer, just a suggestion Join up, find out, hope you ain't accident prone Cause even in the very best company, boy, we're always alone Chorus C#m The more we dig in, the deeper the hole Bm Bm Bbm Coming off the rails when we get on a roll Am Hangman's tyin' a noose on the line D Keep a couple screws loose, 'n you'll be fine